Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27509141-20160610232114/@comment-25984198-20160707061805

Meanwhile at an abnormaly large temple...

Shadun: Aaaaand, were here! Voila!

Marquee: Uh... this is your... home?

Shadun: Yup. I'll explain.

The gang and Shadun arrive at a large temple, with skulls, candles, brewing pots, symbols, spell books, altars and weapons that are scattered... EVERYWHERE!

Shadun: As Voodoo Shaman, rituals are very important, especially in my 2 religions. I have to perform a daily ritual to improve my fighting skills and combat. You know, to get mana, spells, and stuff like that! I just have to find random people and beat them up and torture their souls.

Tundrus: We dont really want to be those random people...

Shadun: Heh. Dont worry, i already performed that daily ritual. Remember, i beat up that guy and tortured his soul.

Eagle: Jeez, youre sadistic, man.

Sprial, meanwhile, gets a little too curious with the spell books, and happens to be reading out loud a weird spell.

Spiral: Huh. Wonder what this spell does. (reads spell)

Shadun suddenly screams.

Shadun: AAAAAAAAGH! STOP! THE PAIN!!!!

Tundrus: WHAT! Spiral, what did you do!?!?

Spiral: I dont know! I just read some random text and then he starts screaming!

Ginger: Oh no... Shadun?! You ok?

Shadun: ....

Massive explosion happens.

Evil Shadun: Prepare to DIE!