Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26506958-20170209033413

It was last year during exams. I was up at the middle of the night playing Strife! (because studying is pointless) when I came across a group of weebs that RP'ed. They all had stupid anime-esque usenames and started teaming the rest of the server with Nether/Proto/Mechanic/Commander. Fortunately, I was Tempus, meaning that I could move at mach 7 speeds while they had the mobility of an appendageless person rolling down a small hill. They got fed up with me and started targeting me.

I was getting more and more salty until I said "Game over kiddos", which was answered by a "lol Your Redarded OwO" (EXACTLY how it was spelt). I said to myself "Hey! I might get ddosed for this! Who cares?" and went to the avatar section and chose my Trooper Skin, titled "Eggbert". I was going to be released.

They mocked Eggbert over and over. Then, I saw the game mode for the next round. Team Fight. I prayed that they would all be on the same team and sure enough, they were. The map was Sandy Dunes, before the update mind you, meaning that there was The Hole.

The match started, I tried poking them before my team went in one by one, only to get slaughtered. Then, it was a 1v4. They came rushing at me, with the Commander initiating using its X. Fortunately, they had no mana and they stopped short of me, to which I responded with a click attack. He got knocked back to his group, buffing them. The idiots they were, they stayed in a clump. I activated my XV bullets, aiming into the center and getting them with AOE while also getting stronger and stronger. The Proto charged in but I shot him mid-flight, making him land in The Hole. Then, the Nether came at me, but I put a stop to it and used my X to put him in the hole as well. The Mech tried helping out, but he had the aim of a blind person on weed, so I used my basic attack to kill him. Finally, the Commander once again tried to X, but got parried by a lucky click attack and I followed up with more click attacks until he landed in The Hole as well. By then, all of them were trying to get out, but I kept harrassing them with by guns. The Proto tried flying out with 25 hp, but I shot him and he got stunned and self-detonated. The commander tried to jump out with C which was countered by more click attacks. The Nether, seeing his invevitable demise, just stayed on the truss, unable to do anything. Finally, I moved into The Hole myself, before saying "You guys should start trying." I ended their pain, using my V to kill the duo.

The most satisfying part about this match was that every time they tried to get out, I gave them a "uWu" and shot them, triggering them beyond belief. When the round ended, they tried getting another guy to help team me. Lucky for them, it was my friend, who hid at the edge of the map spamming the Mech's V during FFA's.

tldr; I'm good, teamers are trash. 