Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-98.169.177.45-20160416181527/@comment-28341702-20160510034927

I'm just a Mechanic.

Hello, this is sector 134, calling in a satellite strike.

Whenever salt is spread out in Strife, A-NUB-IS born.

Who wants to get Executed?

I am the Commander of this group. Listen to me, Kactus Men. I'll give you a wave of support.

I am Majorly depressed right now.

I need to find some Obsidian to get some Obsidian Armour.

Good Morning (star)!

Look at that, it's a shooting Star!

okay i made enough puns i cant come up with anymore