Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26536989-20150703121312

1 - ) Everyone is noob

Before the Internet was invented, nob people were those in society who were new to things. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is noob. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all noobish, noob, noob. Lag is noob, Vulcas are noob, Protos are noob, Frigosts are noob, the maps are noob, the moderators are noob, all community is noob, life is noob, noobs are noob, noob noob noob. Noob.

Words are noob.

2 - ) Using Vulca & Proto is Cheap Winning.

If a Vulca shoots you to death using nothing but a pistol and with his eyes closed, or a Proto using just his/her melee to kill you, he/she is being cheap.

3 - ) If you are losing, it is because of lag or glitch.

Lag is a process whereby everyone in the game becomes better than you thanks to the Internet helping them become cheap. The Internet does this a lot, but never affects the enemies you kill yourself, because you have skills.

Or It's a glitch that you're stuck in a position, not moving, doesn't affect enemies when they're fighting with you. Thanks, game.

4 - ) If you are losing badly, it is because they are hacking.

Losing a little is one thing, that's just lag conspiring to keep your ownage levels down, but lag can only help the noobs cheaply beat you so much. If you are losing to such a point where not even your lag-pwning skill seems to be making a difference, well there's only one solution, and It's not that they are better than you -- It's that they are hacking.

5 - ) Team members who score are win(kill)-stealers.

Kill stealing is one of the most abhorent and despicable crimes ever committed, and is even listed in some modern Bibles as the eight deadly sin. Every opponent is a victim waiting to die by your hand alone, and if anybody dares attack them before you, they are a kill stealer. Only you may have the glory of the kill.

6 - ) Noobs are scum.

People who are new to a particular game are terrible vermin who you should not fraternise with. These subhumans are known as noobs and they are the pariahs of Strife. You, however, were never a noob. You were playing Strife before Fenrier was born. In fact, you're so awesome.

7 - ) Any admin or moderator gives themselves styles are AAing.

AAing is one of the most unhonorable crimes ever committed like 5th, people who are giving themselves an ultimate power and rapidly killing innocent players and kactus, muting everyone that doesn't agree with himself / herself is AAing. However, giving styles to themselves is the most unhonorable crime that is worse than AA.

8 - ) Teamers doesn't know how to fight.

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9 - ) If people who are really AAing gives you special powers, that means they're nice people

You don't report them, you defend them when they're being accused. And they destroy the entire community into pieces, making game & community worse. - Coming Soon More -

10 - ) - Coming Soon -

Soon, my friend.

- Community

Don't take these seriously.

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