Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-28246901-20160506054014/@comment-27509141-20160606023410

As Abyss was helping Proto, Major sprints by while being chased by Nether.

Nether: "Anata wa nogareru kota wa kesshite arimasen! (Translation: You will never escape!)"

Major: "OH COME ON MAN STOP SPEAKING IN JAPANESE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO TOUCH YOUR BLADE!"

Nether: "Sore wa anata no tami ti teokure... (Translation: It's too late for you...)"

Major: "That's it, I'm done. Time go full we-"

Commander cuts off Major as he rushes in to aid him.

Commander: "Alright that's it. Nether, you are going down."

Nether: "Omae wa mo shinderu."

Ichor rushes to Nether's side with Impact Fist.

Ichor: "Hey, I already said that!"

Nether: "Nan demo. (Translation: Whatever.)"

Major and Commander (heh, see how I put them?) VS Ichor and Nether. Who will win? Tune in next time on DEATH BA- wait. This last sentence isn't in the script? OH GOD DAMNIT.


 * Ahem* Okay. Let's see here... Alright. *very loud AHEM*. Major and Commander versus Ichor and Nether. Who will wi- THAT'S STILL NOT IN THE SCRIPT?! F%&* THIS, I'M DONE!