Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27509141-20160610232114/@comment-28246901-20160820023915

GameboyVersionX wrote: K then... Anyone wanna continue from here because I feel like putting 2 certain people in a relationship again if I have to continue it? I'll do it.

(Unrelated Plot.)

Megamienma : Onee-chan and Ms. Law are always fighting recently...I wonder what happened?

Flash Back.

Kamiyama : As you can see here, The culprit walked in at exactly 7:30 PM and strangled the victim with his tie. We also have the death message which was a hand-sandwich, With the filling in order. Pickles, The victim's hand,  Eggs, Lettuce, Pineapple and Smoked Salmon, And if we take the first letters of each of these, We get "Phelps". The name of the culprit.

Judge Fenrier : I see no need to continue the trial. I hereby proclaim the culprit, Mr. Felps...GU-

Law : OBJECTION! If the hand sandwhich really was the death message...Why is it spelled wrong?

Bellboy : Urk! It could just be an urge of panic.

Law : An urge of panic you say? Why would anyone, ANYONE, Forget the name of their lover? And even if it was on instinct, There is one more thing that the killer could hide.

Kamiyama : And what is that?

The murder weapon - Was found near a bush with the bellboy's and Mr. Felps's prints.

The wound - The method of death was posterior strangulation.

The aftershave - Mr. Felps told me about an abnormal scent in the room.

Something else - ???

Law : TAKE THAT!

Fenrier : The aftershave?

Law : Indeed, Teacher, My client did say something about an abnormal scent in his lover's room, Which was the smell of the aftershave of the bellboy.

Bellboy : Impossible...!

Kamiyama : HOLD IT! If your theory is true, What evidence do you have that the victim DIDN'T make the death message?!

Law : TAKE THAT!

Fenrier : The receipt?...It has the culprit's name on it.

Law : Does it say Felps or Phelps?

Kamiyama : Felps...S**T!

Law : Indeed, Also, When I first saw the bellboy, There was something fishy about him...The way he wore his hankerchief...Are you hiding something?

Bellboy : Ghshh....Nope...Not at all...no wou-Nothing.

Law : Are you hiding a wound?

Bellboy : Gah?! How'd you?

Law : I've been injured a lot before, And that is exactly the way Ma'am ties the bandages. Unlessy you're a masochisty, You're the one who killed the victim!

Kamiyama : HOLD IT! I'll remove the damn hankerchief myself and if there ain't no wound, You're just f***ing with us all!

The lolita grabbed the hankerchief to see a bruise in the shape of a hand.

Kamiyama : OH GOD DAMN IT!

Law : What do you have to say for yourself, Mr...Killiere?

Carriere : No...No...NO!...SHE HAD IT COMING! I DIDN'T HAVE A MILLION ON ME! Gah!

Fenrier : Guards! Take him away!

Carriere : NO! I MADE A MISTAKE!

Meanwhile, With Kamiyama, She was bashing her head on the desk, Making multiple bloodstains.

Fenrier : Well, That was an unexpected turn of events. I hereby pronounce, Bosco Felps...

INNOCENT

End of Flashback.

Megamienma : I guess that's why they're fighting.