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(insert intense war music here)

Spartan: A castle lies in sight before us. We have been through worse than this before. Sure, there will be an army waiting for us. But we are Spartans! We have conqured hundreds of armies alone! We have no walls at Sparta! WE. ARE THE WALLS! We shall bring ruin, and rightfully claim what is ours over the tests of battle! We shall win over this army! Spartans hold their ground, and never retreat!

An Army of Other Spartans: HUZZAH!!! (spartan hooligan cry)

Spartan: Charge, men, CHARGE!!!

A gold rush comes to attack the castle. In the castle...

Lore Soldier: Sir! There's an invading army coming from the country side!

King Lorebook: An army?! Thats not possible!

Lore Soldier: Whoever they are, they seem to have found us!

Queen Lorebook: How terrifying! Where's the royal army?

King Lorebook: I want the entire army summoned at the gates! We shall not be defeated by some unruly hooligan!

Lore Soldier: Yes sir!!! *runs off to alert the army

King Lorebook: Alert the wizard to get Lore and Labryinth here. We have to stop this barbaric army...