Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27509141-20160610232114/@comment-25984198-20160807173654

Inside the "Certain Area..."

Clown 1: They're here, aren't they Joker?

Joker: Yup. But we got a little... daring surprise for them in case things go wrong. Clownjack, what's the plan?

Clownjack: I have the old "Save the Hostages From A Death Trap" game, but the bodies will be programmed dummies, saying random things. The real hostages are in Needles' truck right now moving far away from the location. As long as our targets get fooled into saving the hostages, they will be in the death trap.

Joker: BRILLIANT! Alright, lights down, everyone, theyre coming soon!

Somewhere in the Certain Area...

Com: Man, this is one hell of a place.

Eagle: How in the world did these 2 clowns come up with all this, I'll never know.

But then, a bright flash comes in and suddenly...

(Almost) Everyone: SHADUN!?!?!

Shadun: Am I late for the party???

Marquee: How the hell did you get here?

Shadun: I tracked you guys down here, going down that random tunnel. Now tell me, who're we fighting?

Com: Tracking down Joker and Clownjack holding Fenrier and Nether hostage. Now who're you?

Shadun: Uh... We'll talk about that later... and wait, did you say Joker and Clownjack?!?!!?

Eagle: Yeah. Why?

Shadun: You do not want to underestimate those guys. They lead one of the world's most dangerous criminal organization which has only 2 goals: Creating fun, and death.

Eagle: Thats almost sounds exactly like what we researched. We gotta get going.

After finally what seemed like forever, they arrived.

Lore: This seems... creepy.

Recorder: I definitely don't want to play music right here.

Spectre: Shush! Maybe there's an ambush waiting for us, and they can hear every word they listen to.

Clownjack: And we have.

The lights flare on, and Clownjack and Joker are seen.

Marquee: Alright, spill the beans now! Where is Fenrier and Nether!?

Joker: Oh! Ehehehehe... Theyre already here right now!

Ginger: Wait, what?!

Trooper: What do you mean, "already here?"

Clownjack: Lets just say theyre in a bit of uh... how should i put it? Execution!

Behind Clownjack, Fake Nether and Fenrier are held up, with their mouths duct taped, and there are saws, spikes, and execution stuff all over them.

Cryo: NETHER?!?! FENRIER?!?!

Spectre: Seriously? What the F(*@#(_?!?!

Clownjack: Hehehehehe, thought it would be easy, didn't you? Also, Joker, what do you have to say?

Joker: Have a happy... CARNIVAL!!!

As soon as he said "carnival" an army of clowns charged, fully armed, weilding chainsaws, axes, all sorts of weaponry.

Clownjack: Send in all units! Artillery, vehicles, EVERYTHING!

Joker: Yes sir!

Lore: THIS IS A BAD SURPRISE!!!!

Eagle: We have to fight them!

The gang fought them off, Shadun using support magic, Ginger using candy attacks, Recorder playing music as fast as possible, pretty much, lets say that bullets, sparks, and swords clash and flew.

Trooper: They just keep coming!!!

Shadun: What do you expect?! This is a criminal organization were fighting here!!!

Trooper: Well i didnt expect THIS criminal organization to have this many henchmen!!


 * A few minutes later*

Everyone is exhausted, after fighting off round after round of clowns.

Eagle: Remind me... to never visit a carnival again...

Com: This went way too far...

Clownjack: Indeed. Your pathetic fighting skills have been wasted in battle. Joker, show 'em how a REAL clown fights.

Joker: With pleasure...

Joker leaps from the stage, and enters a fighting stance.

Joker: You're going to have to go through ME.

(TO BE CONTINUED...)