Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27509141-20160610232114/@comment-28246901-20160801084408

Meanwhile, In Gym class.

Teacher : OKAY! LISTEN UP, YOU MAGGOT SCUM! IF YOU ARE TO BE REMEMBERED IN THE HEAT OF WAR LIKE NEPTUNE FROM NEPTUNIA OR...EFINA FROM LIEAT, YOU WILL HAVE TO BECOME LIKE ME! NOW, KAMIYAMA, LAW, GET YER MAGGOT ASSES RIGHT HERE!

Kamiyama : How, Why and When did he get here?

Law : I have no idea.

Teacher : YOU 2 MAGGOTS WILL BE SPARRING WITH BARBARIAN AND OBSIDIAN!

Barbarian : Hah, Piece o' cake!

Obsidian : *Chuckle.* Who sent the 2 girls to fight?

Teacher : HEY! YOU MAGGOTS GET OVER HERE AND I WILL EXPLAIN THE RULES...

The 2 idiots approached the man wearing Blue.

Teacher : NO RULES! NOW GET OUT THERE!

The crazy man smacked all 4 of their heads together, stunning them, Running off to a random switch, Turning the gym into Forgotten Ruins.

Kamiyama : Ugh, When that asshole dies, I'm going to send him to all the layers of hell!

Law : Focus, Ma'am.

Meanwhile

Barbarian : Now, Where are they?

Obsidian : How should I know?

Barbarian : I thought you were the smart one!

Obsidian : I thought YOU were!

Barbarian : Just because I know basic math doesn't make me smart!

Meanwhile

Law : So...We still going to the dance?

Kamiyama : *Facepalm.* Fine, But I'm not wearing a dress.

Law : Aww, But you look so cute with them on!

Kamiyama : Shut up, Idiot. I hear them.

Meanwhile

Barbarian : JUST BECAUSE I KNOW MATH DOESN'T MEAN I'M LIKE MECHANIC!

Obsidian : THAT'S A PROVEN FACT!

Barbarian : OH GET OVER HERE YOU ASSHAT!

Obsidian : BRING IT ON, ASSHOLE!

Meanwhile

Kamiyama : Okay! Now!

The 2 idiots whacked the other 2 idiots with a rod and a briefcase.

Computer : Simulation End.

Teacher : GOOD WORK, MAGGOTS! NOW, HOW AM I HERE!? AND ALSO, YOU MAGGOTS PASSED WHILE YOU MAGGOTS FAILED!

Obsidian : This is all your fault!

Barbarian : WHAT DID I DO?!

Kamiyama threw her rod at Barbarian.

Kamiyama : Jeez, You guys act like children.

Obsidian then tried to punch Kamiyama in the face, Only to have his arm break.

Kamiyama : Don't try that shit with me, boy.

(I have no idea why I made the teacher act like Soldier from TF2, Maybe because we don't have dem gym teachers here :P.)