Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-28246901-20160506054014/@comment-25984198-20160608050408

Ember: May I make a suggestion?

Tundrus: Whatever it may be, it better help Kami...

Kamiyama: MY NICKNAME IS NOT KAMI!!!!

Ember: Kamiyama should create a statue that looks exactly like Siegmund.

Siegmund: Are you trying to create a clone of me? If so, i accept!

Ember: No no no, its a cage for you!

Siegmund: I dont accept.

Ember: Just trap his soul in the statue, and then, make him guard your hell gates, or whatever the hell your place is kalled, Kamiyama.

Kamiyama: Thats a lame ass idea.

Ember: Do you have suggestions then?

Kamiyama: Ugh, fine! You win! I guess that'll solve my problems. But how the hell will he get out?

Ember: Just put a spell that if anyone is in sight range of Siegmund, he breaks loose, and kills them. Then he returns, and just sleeps forever until someone wakes him up.

Siegmund: Huh. I guess i could be like Neflhelm, sleeping forever until some douche wakes me up.

Ember: Who's that?

Cryo: Apparently you've lived underground a little too long. Its about time you entered the surface.