Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27509141-20160610232114/@comment-25984198-20160731183811

Joker was watching nearby, and saw what was happening:

Joker: Aw... they had to be so cruel to each other! Lemme just go in and show a little.... FUN...

Joker walks up to Obsidian and Rincon, while everyone wonders who the hell he is.

Joker: Did you realize you just hurt that poor girl here!? She didnt even have time to react!!!

Obsidian: Who the hell are you, asshole???

Joker: You dare question me!? I AM THE INFAMOUS JOKER!!!! DISCIPLE OF THE LEGENDARY CLOWN, CLOWNJACK!!!!

Everyone starts laughing.

Obsidian: (laughs) Show us some fun tricks, loser!!! (laughs on a little more)

Joker: Oh you will have whats coming.

Joker laughs like a maniac, and keeps on laughing, keeping everyone staring at him, and wondering whther he'll die of laughter.

Joker: Fun time... (smiles wickedly)

Joker throws 4 cards at Obsidian, which debuffs him of damage a bit. Obsidian tries to strike back using his obelisks, but then, Joker jumps in, and joybuzzes in. He then sprays acid on him, debuffing his defense. To finish it off...

Joker: Happy Birthday to you, little runt!!!!

Joker lands his infamous Birthday Party on him. Poor Obisdian is blasted by the confetti explosions, and finally has a cake thrown in his face, and Joker gains balloons too! All the while, Joker laughs at his futile attempts to attack him. He then kicks him in the face, staggering Obsidian to the ground.

Joker: AH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! You didnt even hit me!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!

Obsidian: Goddammit, I'll get you next time!!! (leaves to his class)

Joker: Well, thats taken care of. Who wants free cake???