Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-28246901-20160506054014/@comment-25984198-20160608020844

Suddenly... at the Battle of Siegmund:


 * GlitchMatrix has joined the server*

Siegmund: ... really?

Frigost: What? I swear, we dont even know who that guy is!

GlitchMatrix: Where am I? Is this Athens?

Cryo: Do we have to bring back this internet joke again?

GlitchMatrix: Yesh. This... is... SPA-

GlitchMatrix gets dashed and cut off by Siegmund.

Siegmund: NO MORE 300 MOVIE JOKES. THIS IS 2016, OK!?

Barbarion: Yeah, seriously, do you do this always?

GlitchMatrix: Uh... 50% of the time.

Trooper: Anyways... who's side are you even on?

GlitchMatrix: My own! *makes happy face*

Siegmund slashes him, dealing 51 damage to him.

Warlord: Well, that ought to silence that weirdo.

GlitchMatrix: WHAAAAT! How dare you, Warlord!

Shoten: Wait, how do you even know his name?

GlitchMatrix: Script changes.

Siegmund: ARGH! THATS IT, SPAM TIME IS HAPPENING!

Siegmund spams dash moves simoltanuously, stunning and knocking back everyone.

Trooper: DAMN IT, SIEGMUND!

Siegmund: Hows that for revenge?

GlitchMatrix: SCREW IT! FIRING SQUAD!

Frigost: Wait, what now?

Bullets suddenly fly everywhere, everyone dodges it, but Siegmund is too big and gets hit for 100 damage.

Siegmund: THIS WASNT EVEN IN THE SCRIPT!

GlitchMatrix: MICROSOFT LAPTOP, SUMMON!

Laptop appears.

Warlord: Why do you even need that?

GlitchMatrix: I gotta look something up, hang on.

30 seconds later.

GlitchMtrix: Okay, i found it

Shoten: Oh dear...

GlitchMatrix: FAT BOY! LAUNCH!

Everyone: GOD DAMN SIEVERT REFERENCES!!!!


 * Nuked Hiroshima is recreated*