Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-29420052-20170107054415

Frigost is actually the daughter (yes, all frigosts are girls) of Mei and Link. Super cereal love afair. GYAHH; a-MEI-zing; they cry secretly behind hyrules castle.

Mechanic = Batman with more levatating metal

Commander is that guy online in TF2 who keeps screaming at thier horrid teammates to get on the god dang point and stop sniping. Now Commander is on a bounty hunt for those horrid teammates. Minus BillyTHEexpl0der, he was a great pyro.

Spectre read to much manga and watched to much anime and came up with this extra edgy lore for themselves when they first signed up for strife. This is what it was: "It came from the grave too haunt all who troubled it in its previous life in the name of lucifer with the power bestowed in thier left eye". 0w dah edg3

Vulca=Kirby, hes (all vulcas are boys) extremely powerful and very pissed off, but once you hit him he dies.

Trooper is obviously a sociopathic criminal. Dual pistols named Joy, X makes it lunge forward and shoot at close range, and dont even get me started on V. Also is french. Also probably murdered sievert, but people STILL think mechanic did it, but clearly the bullet marks are different!

Nezārando wa minshu shugi-sha o nikunda bushideatta tame, kagaku-sha ga nettowāku kenkyūsha o kagaku kenkyū ni kaeru tame ni setsuritsu sa reta `Kyōwatō shūkai' ni ikimashita. Sore wa seikō shi, genzai, Kankoku no subete no minshutō wa shinde iru. Stick it into google translate.

Cryo is a furry. No further explination needed.

Proto served in vietnam.

Renegade holds the world record for least edgy person who looks very edgy.

Major was a comedian. Its MAJOR puns sadly POKEd the wrong bear. Sadly, at a gLANCE, no one can tell the deep emotional pain it feels.

Omega likes turtles and mexican wrestling, so he (its a he) combined the two.

bahrbahriahn ihs ohm ah oglah shah nah dahhhhhhhhh eh. Thats Barbarian for one of the smarter people ever but no one can tell because everything it says sounds like an unintelligent grunt.

Obsidian = literal magic rock

Ichor is a vampire that gets 'physical' with their 'gender exclusive' victims ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Abyss trained Zenyatta scrubs

Tempus is a time lord

Anubis is egyption and will call you racist for the slightest things, as being the only african class in the game.

Tundrus is just a smart, edgy kid who got caught up in snow ball fights. 