Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-28246901-20160506054014/@comment-98.169.177.45-20160607101315

Dulcis is selling candy at the stadium.

Dulcis: Candy, candy! Get your candy! It's free! *grins*

Everyone nearby Dulcis gets 5 pieces of the candy.

Dulcis: *whispers to himself* That's right, foolish kids. Eat 'em up.

Anubis: Hey, dude... What are you doing?

Dulcis: *whispers to Anubis* Giving everyone candy so they'll suffer the consequences!

Anubis: I'm sure they brush their teeth, Dulcis.

Dulcis: DAMMIT! I knew this plan was a bust! Oh well, I'm still doing it.

Dulcis uses the Toothache ability.

Obsidian: OW! My tooth!

Sievert: DAMMIT! First this weapon, now my tooth?

Dulcis: Ahaha, yes it's working!