Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-98.169.177.45-20160416181527/@comment-27819584-20160612033014

Really guys, FRIGOST about this thread, it's way too old. I'd rather have it go die in the ABYSS. Seriously, the cringe is making me CRYO. It's almost as if this thread has ICHOR for blood. You know what, NELF-ermind.

Actually, now thinking about it, this thread might actually be stuck in a TIME CRACK, you know, that doctor-who stuff where things are stuck in a specific period of time, like a broken CLOCK. If it was a machine that did it, then that would be REVOLUTIONary, as well as a feat of a true MACHINE HERALD.

Digging deeper into this though, due to how much energy it would take to have it work, there would have to be some sort of OMINOUS MATTER in order to power it. You'll have to be a really determined guy to PURSUIT something like that. Imagine all of the FISSURES down there, as well as how much TERROR and TRAUMA it would instill. Unless you somehow OBLIDERATED everything around that stuff, you'll be struck by tons of rocks covered in OBSIDIAN ARMOR.

I've been taking too much time for this, let me check my CLOCK. My oh my! It's WINTER SHOOTER, I gotta go! Hope you guys are WARMTH and don't have to worry about LEAKING SNOW!