Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26953843-20151205231539/@comment-27191468-20160625143748

FalseImage wrote: Things from every class that I think hard about everyday of my life.

Frigost: Where the heckles does them icicles come from? Like, under the earth it just gets hotter, plus pointing a sword forward really can do miracles.

Mechanic: A very limited engineer who can only design 3 drones, and power to make NASA send lasers. I mean, Make. More. Drones. Activate them all at once. End the game.

Commander: Wings on sword... perhaps maybe a sword that can fly by itself and go on a rampage. Plus when commander gets them wingy thingies and attacks someone, it stays stiff, plus the wide surface area of the wings should make him slower...

Spectre: Parasite-Host relationship. That's all.

Vulca: What's with flipping the gun every single time he uses it. Like, being in style is much less important than not dying? Or he's a thug, and he's gonna sue me for questioning his motives.

Trooper: It takes about 1.5 mana to make a single bullet. But how does mana convert into ammunition? Where does Trooper mass produce them bullets. Plus those little yellow pellets then go out as magic laser things.

Nether: If he can distort void matter into the "real world" why not drive everyone to the void dimension, where Nether is the strongest and can toy with they helpless bodies flying around and slowly torture them for years on end? Oh too dramatic, I see.

Proto: A vulture through and through. Can fly and eat scarps up. SO WHY IS PROTO NOT A BIRD?

Renegade: Has to stay still for 4 seconds after using Execution. Why??

Sievert: Must have fun playing frisbee with the cool kids. (Meaning he tries to have fun, but his genetic structure disallows him to "have fun".) [I had no idea what to critisize Sievert for. Go on, make better ones.]

Omega: Needs to look like an extremely agile turtle.

Barbarian: I want to know what that weapon of his really is. I need the truth

Obsidian: How does one carry armor and a ridiculously giant hammer, and only lose .3 walkspeed. Heck, how does barb carry that... thing with no problem, AND STILL THRUST HIMSELF FORWARD SO EASILY?

Ichor: Is a captain in Mosquito Tactics Warfare.

Abyss: Magic gloves. Healing Powers. Yet is rarely used in elimination because... well people who main Abyss can tell you?

Tempus: Father time. Go stop time, kill everyone. Victory. (But this will exhaust the wafkuz?)

Anubis: A gang of these targeting 1 person. Ever thought abou revenge on that one person? Try this with your friends (that is, if have have any.)

Tundrus: It takes mana to go pick up snowballs and throw them. Huh? I can answer the Abyss one, its op dat y