Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-25135162-20161126150137

p.s. I do not know what I have taken to write this out.

Before reading, WARNING: This story below may contain large amount of marijuana, violence, inappropriate words, false advertising and shitty reference.

[How I see 'Mage' class - Strife!] "I got chu in my sight!"

A girl spoke and bullet started to rain at a group of people, the bandits.

"HERE STRIKES THE TROOPER, STORMIN(TM)"

She, the Trooper load up with explosive ammo and boom up those armoured people, especially the heavily armoured cart with loots from the village they looted just now.

"CHARGE FORWARD! CHARGE FOR THE GUNS!"

"Whoa there..." She charge towards the incoming enemies and shot them with explosive ammo in a "THIS IS MADNESS!" close range as she keeps running forward.

"WAKE UP PEOPLE, IT'S JUST-" "WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" "-A GIRL THERE! FORM SHIELD WALL AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD!"

The bandits, now the enemies, formed shield wall with the dead bodies of their teammates and continue to move toward Trooper.

Trooper fall back from the enemy and tries to get distance between them, but there's a sneaky enemy hop out from the side, immobiles Trooper.


 * flips to next class*

Then Vulca "SURPRISE, MOTHERF**KERS!" and swiped the guy that is holding Trooper hands with the "SEE YOU IN HELL!" Ignis(120%PURE COPPER THAT ROCKS AND METAL).

The enemies are terrified by the appearance of Vulca and it's slowly retreating. But the voice behind the line tell them 'no way out', "有鸡肉哭勒*！" Nether slicing and dicing the enemies and sent them to emptiness. "HA! HA! HA! HA!"

"Run! Run! Ru-"

"Going where?" A cold chills the backbone of the running enemies, and frost. Cryo casts Dry Ice that surround the enemies inside, as the drakes around her shooting enemies that are still movable.

"HA! HA! HA! HA!!" Nether continues to slice with her thin katana and crush enemies with her 'voidful' orb.

"never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~"

As Cryo singing song, Vulca is crazily burning people with the burning "HOT N' SPICY" blade, Nether is laughing maniacally and cutting people with the speed of light.

"Never gonna run around, and dessert you!~"

The last guy is pierced with the icy spike that is filled with bloody red now.

"Great, now they are all gone with the loot they stole just now." Trooper said.

"Whoopsie." Vulca chilled out her burning sword and finally realised she burned the loot in process.

[/END\]
 * 1 The pronouncation of the chinese word sounded like Genji's ult. As green as the weed. 