Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-26960607-20160820085243/@comment-25984198-20160911171353

ArmySwag2000 wrote: Meanwhile, in the first Combat Training session.. ???: Welcome to the first training regime of this year. I'm Lanco,  this is Hew-

Hew: Heyy, That's Bigguns.

Lanco: Yeah. So anyway, we will be teaching you how to fight. But don't think we'll be going easy on you.

Class: *silent mutterings*

Lanco: So..

Hew: Who's going first? Hands up.

Proto raises his hand.

Lanco: Alright. Proto, you go with Bigguns.

Bigguns: BIGGUNS CANNOT WAIT!

Hew: Come on, Tempus. I know you. Go get Lanco.

Tempus: I can't.

Hew: Trust me.

I know.

Tempus: I CAN'TTTTTT ;---;

Hew: DO IT NOW.

Tempus reluctantly walks towards Lanco

Hew: So, who wants to face me?

nobody lifts their hands

Hew: OBSIDIAN COME UP HERE NAO

Obsidian walks up.

Hew: Alright. Bigguns, you face Proto.

'''Bigguns faces Proto. Proto uses his Jetpack to dodge all of Bigguns's slow balls of energy, slowly getting higher and higher. When proto is about to charge downwards, Bigguns steps forward swiftly and alters Proto's gravity, making him smash against the floor. This kills Proto instantly.'''

Class (apart from Proto): *gasp*

Bigguns: BIGGUNS WIN.

Fenrier: You.. killed him...

Hew: Nah.

Bigguns resurrects Proto.

Proto: Uugh.. what.. happened?

Lanco: You got severely demolished.

Fenrier: Oh..

Hew: WE SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA GO EASY ON 'EM. ALSO, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THINKING BAD GRAMMAR MEANS THEY ARE BAD AT FIGHTING. IN FACT, IF THEY HAVE BAD GRAMMAR, THEY PROBABLY PUT MORE TIME INTO PRACTISING THEIR FIGHTING TECHNIQUES!

Proto: oh

Lanco: Come on then, Tempus. Let's go.

'''Lanco charges forwards. Tempus dodges it. Lanco keeps on attacking tempus, with swipes, attempting to bounce on Tempus, piercing Tempus, and more. '''

Tempus dodges all of it.

'''Lanco suddenly stops. Tempus has stunned him. Tempus whacks his staff against Lanco, and Lanco dies.'''

Tempus: *heavy breathing*

Bigguns ressurects Lanco.

Lanco: Well done.

Tempus returns to the croud.

Abyss: Tempus, that was really smart.

Tempus: What?

Abyss: Rewinding time each time he killed you so that you could dodge each of his attacks.

Tempus: I'm just wondering how Hew knew.

Abyss: yeah that was pretty creepy

Hew: Okay then, Obsidian. Come at me.

'''Obsidian places a fissure, but Hew teleports out of it just in time. Hew throws a dagger into Obsidian's forehead, dealing 50 damage and taking Obsidian's defense down to 1.25. Obsidian places three Obelisks down, and Hew throws his dagger directly behind Obsidian. Obsidian uses Reinforce and Energy ball, but Hew calls his dagger back to him, impaling Obsidian on the way back. This deals 50 damage, finishing off Obsidian and stopping the energy balls millimetres away from Hew's face. These balls would have one shotted Hew if they had hit. Bigguns then revives Obsidian.'''

Hew: GG. Close.

Obsidian: *grunts*

Rincon: What's that beeping?

Lanco: Oh no..

'''Lanco uses up the last of his energy to charge him out of the school, dragging Bigguns with him. The school explodes without harming the two.'''

Lanco: *heavy breathing* Ugh.. that was close..

Bigguns: Lanco, are you alright?

Lanco: Yeah.. you just.. go... get them..

Bigguns: Okay.

Lanco: Hey, kiddo.

Bigguns: Yeah?

Lanco: Good luck out there.

Lanco stops breathing.

NO NO NO!!! THAT IS NOT WHO THE TEACHERS ARE!!! ugh, I intentionally wanted my three class concepts to get in here. but then someone rudely butts into the storyline...