Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-98.169.177.45-20160416181527/@comment-118.200.63.122-20160511031238

(It is not going to end like this yet :])

>Me playing as Cryo

>Approaches a Frigost with a COLD FRONT

>Shoots something at them and says,"How you like some ICICLES?"

>The Frigost BLOCKs the "Icicles" and replies,"And how you like dying to my FROST then?"

>The Frigost pursues and reaches me

>I create a field of snow and say,"Swensen's ice cream cake with DRY ICE,it's on the house."

>It deals a decent amount of damage due to the Frigost's unawareness

>I aggressively damage them with my claws like some ICE AXES denting on the ice and retreats

>The Frigosts crounches and dashes at me with his SHIELD,moving like a GLACIER

>They missed,then they wind up some energy,rendering them immobile

>I predicted that they were going to use that move in vain

>I mocked the Frigost and said,"Wow..that is going to be a ABSOLUTE ZERO chance of hitting me,time to express the WRATH of my dear ICY MONARCH of DRAKES which is going to give you a SAVAGE bad time!"

>My dearly three drakes fly up in the sky and shoots a laser beam at them,not MISTING at all.

>The Frigost made their move by the time my drakes have shot and is STIFF with ice in their body

>I roared with utter confidence,"And it ends right here as an EXECUTION with my glorious FROSTFANG!"

>I assemble a helmet and put it on,then stabs the Frigost right through their torse,effectively dealing 69 damage and killing them.

>And the Frigost speaks their last FOGGY breath before dying,"You...you cheater.."

>I replied tactfully,"Hey,maybe you should have come up with a strategy to defeat me so that you don't end up like those people killed in COLD BLOOD..and ICE try for trying!"

>The server notices the puns I made and brands me as the ROBLOXian variant of Sans,a character from a cult game.