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How Proto was made:

Some kid was so fookin annoying that his parents threw him into a canyon to rot. Some military peeps found him communicating with vultures, seeming to learn from them. They decided to give this kid a kewl jetpack. The kid then killed ze vultures after they were being vultured by other vultures, and made bones of neon to accommodate with his jetpack. the end