Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27509141-20160610232114/@comment-25984198-20160818002624

On it!!!

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(moar chainsaw! moar blud! moar screams! this is night btw)

Cop 1: Did you hear that?

Cop 2: Yeah i heard it. Think we should investigate?

Cop 1: We have to. Get your pistol out. This guy can be anywhere...

The 2 cops walked over to where they heard the noises. Only to find a horrid sight...

Cop 1: WHAT THE?!?!

Cop 2: Oh god, he was here! Call for reinforcements!

Cop 1: We have a situation here! The murderer has stri- AAAAAAUGHGAGHH!!!! (ded)

Hillbilly: I don't think so. MWAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

(screams are heard, bullets fly)

Later... on live tv!

News Reporter: We interrupt with breaking news! Last night, police have caught sightings of the suspect fleeing from a crime scene nearby the Strife School neighborhood. When police arrived, they have estimated a death toll of 9 people, including 2 cops that were investigating near the area. Shots were fired, but did not seem to harm the murderer much. Like before, it is advised to stay indoors while police are investigating the area.

Ember: This is not good...