Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27509141-20160610232114/@comment-25984198-20160812155816

In the Bot vs Clown wars...

Clown 1: AGH! Theres too many of them! We can't fight all of them!

Joker; Our forces appear to be outnumbered. How are we going to annihalate all of them.

Clownjack: There's one little gadget in the storage room. I'll get it.

Clownjack runs off, and comes back with a giant cylinder thingamijig.

Clownjack: Robots, say hello to the EMP Microwave Field! *throws cylinder

The EMPMF activates, shutting down most of the robots in range... permanantly due to bad plot changes.

Joker: Brilliant! That fried their hardware.

Clown 1: Phew. Killing robots just got easier.

The battle seemed to be in favor of the Clowns... but...

Avnas: Our forces appear to have been disabled. What happened.

Manotech: It looks like they used some sort of EMP to shut down most of our robots... How they ever aquired such advanced weaponry is beyond my knowledge.

Avnas: They may have more weaponry up their sleeves. Should we stay and let the robots deal with the clowns?

Manotech: No. We were summoned here to delay them. Our forces are failing right now. So we fight them oursleves. Let us move!

Back to the battle...

Joker: Well... did we get them all?

Hillbilly: Don't worry, im pretty sure the clowns got all of the rust buckets.

Clown 1: HUGE ROBOTS INCOMING!

Clown 2: THEY'RE KILLING US!!!

Joker: Great... what now?

Clownjack: Hold on! Do not destroy them! We need some way to capture them!

Hillbilly: You mean, we need to use the robots against the gang?

Clownjack: Yes! But we're going to weaken them a little. What type of cannons we have?

Joker: Acording to the list here, we have explosive turrets, long range high caliber sniper rifles, and mortars and rockets.

Clownjack: Bring in the artillery and recon squad....

Latah...

Clownjack: On my mark, when that EMP activates, we will continue to lay fire till they are heavily damaged. Get ready to fire!

Manotech and Avnas are approaching the line of clowns, having defeated the other clowns in battle. Then, the EMPMF activates beneath them, slowing down their movement.

Clownjack: FIRE!!!

Barrage after barrage of bullets and rockets are fired onto Manotech and Avnas, and after a lot of missiles and bullets, they are defeated.

Clownjack: Send in an engineer team, to reprogram and fix them. We need to regenerate from the attack. Got that?

Joker: Yes, sir!