Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27509141-20160610232114/@comment-27509141-20160808041248

GlitchMatrix09090099 wrote: Joker: Come 'ere, cupcake, and let me have a handshake!!! (joybuzzes Com)

Com: DAFJAIOJWOJRNKNQKLKNCKLLALKWEHOqWIWQE!!!!!

Com is knocked out on the floor, while Joker laughs maniacally.

Recorder: Oh, no you don't! *plays a note*

Joker: Ooooh, music! Let me show you mine!!!

Joker grabs out a giant Tuba, and plays it so loudly, it creates an earthquake, knocking everyone down.

Omega: ARGH! This clown is too much for us!

Spectre: Hang on!

Spectre uses his ghost ability, and tries to attack Joker.

Joker: No ghosts in my town!

Joker throws 4 cards at Spectre's actual body, damaging him fatally

Spectre: OW!!! Go on without me!

Joker: You'll never get through me! NEVER.

Meanwhile...

Clownjack: (laughs maniacally) TIME TO PARTY!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Clownjack goes insane, allowing him to smash his waist out of the ice, with a crazy look of the "Im Going To Squeeze Your Eyes Out" face.

Clownjack: IM GOING TO SQUEEZE YOUR EYES OUT!!!

Speak of the devil, he actually said that.

Nether: Uh oh... if only they didn't take my katana!

Fenrier: We have to get out of here. The police is already here, so maybe they can hold him off.

Clownjack sees the incoming police, and he throws a giant cake at them, which bombs down the poor cops.

Fenrier: Or, maybe we can stick with plan B... RUN!!!

Fenrier drags Nether out of there, and Clownjack pulls out his Sunflower Dial.

Clownjack: Get your truck here with reinforcements! Its your turn to play your game.

???: Yes...

Clownjack: Get over here, little weaklings!

Fenrier and Nether desperately run as fast as they could, with the pursuing (and insane) Clownjack chasing after them, throwing explosive desserts at them.

Clownjack: HAVE! A! TASTE! OF! FUN!!!!!!

Nether: AGH!!!

Fenrier: Just keep going!

Somewhere else...

Joker: Oh dear, I made quite a mess.

Joker had almost eliminated the gang, which some were groaning, some fainted. The only ones standing in his way was Ginger, Marquee, Eagle, Shadun, and Rincon.

Joker: Now, surely, you WILL fall like the rest did.

Shadun: Maybe, but I got a little trick up my sleeve. DEMONIC PRIEST!!!!

Shadun suddenly buffed everyone, and he himself transformed into half devil, half shaman.

Demon Shadun: Ahh... been a long time since I last used this form. Now you will feel the true wrath of a master shaman.

Demon Shadun charges at Joker to unleash a flurry of Skull Clacker blows, with each hit exploding fire everywhere.

Demon Shadun: DONT! EVER! MESS! WITH! ME!!!!!!!

Joker: Ow, ow, and ow. (laughs)

Demon Shadun: HOW ARE YOU IMMUNE TO THIS PAIN!!!! ILL SHOW YOU THIS!!!!!

Demon Shadun blasts an extremely powerful fiery beam using his Skull Clackers. Joker is set on fire, but is laughing his head off.,

Joker: FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

Demon Shadun: Argh, this guy is immune to pain... somehow.

Eagle: Well, it won't hurt when I do this.

Eagle fires a round from his sniper rifle, and it went right into Joker's chest.

Joker: Ooof! Heart attack! (laughs)

Joker grabs his chest, and pulls out the bullet.

Eagle: Uh... now that's just really messed up.

Joker: You know what else is messed up? Cake!!!

Joker throws a giant cake at Eagle, which covered him in frosting, and... fiery candles.

Eagle: AGH!!! A LITTLE HELP HERE?!?!

Ginger eyes the cake greedily, her sweet tooth coming in at the wrong moment.

Rincon: Uh... Ginger?

Marquee: GINGER!!! SNAP OUT OF IT! THIS IS NO TIME FOR SWEETS!!!

Joker: Huh. The Cake Attraction really did work. Better thank Clownjack later...

Ginger: MUST... HAVE... CAAAKE!!!!

Ginger eats all the cake smothered onto Eagle. Unfortunately...

Ginger: Ahh... my sweet tooth is satisfied. (falls over)

Eagle: WHAT THE?! WHAT CAKE IS THAT!?!?

Joker: Its a very flavorful cake that I'd like to call... COMA CAKE.

Rincon: My turn!!!!

Rincon throws Fated Luck at Joker. Using Major Sprint, she charges at Joker, pulls out the knife, and stabs Joker repeatedly.

Rincon: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!

Joker: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! TIME FOR A BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!!!!

Joker activates Birthday Party, knocking back everyone with the confetti explosions, while a cake is thrown at Shadun's face, randomly. After the attack is over, Joker is nowhere to be seen.

Eagle: Huh??? Wheres Joker?

Ginger: Mmmm... cake...

Rincon: We seriously need someone to heal most of us.

Marquee: Joker was right here! Did he vanish???

Shadun: Must have done the classic Attack Vanish trick. Also, someone help me get this cake off of me.

Eagle: Wait, we should go help untie Fenrier and Nether. Better hope they're alright.

The gang rush over to the untouched death trap, and grab Fake Nether and Fake Fenrier.

Marquee: There you go! Wait a minute, we're holding dummies!!!!

Eagle: ARGH! We've been tricked! We have to find them!

Shadun: But where?!?! Oh look, a hatch!

The gang looks down the hatch, hearing angry roars.

Rincon: Well, here goes nothing. JUMP! Did you forget Cryo? DID YOU FORGET TO SAVE CRYO?!