Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27509141-20160610232114/@comment-25984198-20160816021803

(chainsaw slashes through flesh! horrifying screams! ded.)

Hillbilly: Ahhh... how I love the screams of death. The splattergore! The revving of a chainsaw, as it slashes through the helpless victim. Why did I sign in to that clowny job anyways... (leaves house)

On live TV...

News Reporter: We interrupt with some urgent, breaking news! A recent murder has involved 6 murder victims in a house near the Strife! School! Police says that the evidence says that the culprit may have been the one responsible for the 1983 Mansion Massacre. Police have not yet identified the murderer. It is strongly advised to those nearby the Strife School or neighborhoods nearby to stay indoors, as police will be investigating the area.

Eagle: Hmmmmm... 1983 Mansion Massacre???