Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-26960607-20160820085243/@comment-76.236.33.24-20160908003356

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Obsidian: Bro, this new kid just dodged all of my undodgable attacks and beat me in a test. I need some help.

Omega, Barbarian, and Ichor: Why the heck would we want to help you?

Obsidian: arent u guys my friends

Omega: No, no we weren't.

Obsidian: I would kill you but uh, I think my abilities have been stolen.

Omega: dahell do u mean, i didnt feel anything

Obsidian: Get down, I see Interstellar.

Interstellar: so how was your day?

Cryo: Pretty awesome, in fact, I got top scores in every class.

interstellar: o yeah, fenrier told me that you were a top student

Cryo: mhmm

Ichor: Blood may be my type, but why would you want to kill Interstellar? He JUST got here.

Obsidian: Man, you just don't know. This kid literally wrecked me in basically everything. HE EVEN DODGED MY UNDODGABLE ATTACKS

Omega: Dude, admit it. You can't dodge worth a ****, and you're slow as crap. So slow that everyone can dodge your attacks.

-obsidian knocks omega unconcious-

Obsidian: Don't get up please.

-barbarian and ichor stun obsidian-

-interstellar finds obsidian knocked unconscious-

interstellar: meh, atleast he deserved it