Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-31514796-20170313235330

(SUPER LEGIT [THIS ISNT A CACTUS POKEMON WITH A NAME MIXED BETWEEN A CACTUS AND FISH] {dangit, you caught me. it is I, cactboach37})

Fen: Ok guys, we should come up with a new update.

Speedy: I think we should nerf everyone

Arch: Including frigost?

Speedy: Nah, i think we should slightly tweak its X

Jack: I am not CHILL with that

Arch: JACK WE NEVER LISTEN TO YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR HORRIBLE PUNS I SWEAR IF YOU DIDNT COME UP WITH SPECTRE YOU WOULD STILL BE A STUPID WIKIA SCRUB

Robo: Calm down arch, jack get the heck out of here, and lets get to buisn- wait a sec... my phone rung...

Fen: Who is it?

Robo: Something from the wikia... oh, My GOD. NECROPOSTERS. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL EVERYONE ON THE DANG WIKIA

Fen: CALL THE SECURITY, ITS ANOTHER FREAK OUT

(moments later)

Arch: Sigh... fricken mechs... so salty... we should just get rid of it.

Speedy: But then people will freak out and pretend that they mained mech ever since day 1... like sievert.

Fen: Ok, now, lets actually think of something to add.

Speedy: Im still with my idea

Arch: Shouldnt we remove the valentines day update? That was 1 months ago.

Speedy: Shut up arch, i have the authority. Now, nerf everything, tweak frigost.

Fen: I really disagre- o wait... i have to deal with reality. byeeeee

Speedy: Welp arch, we are sticking with my idea. 