Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26953843-20151019020757/@comment-27191468-20151121013815

BECUAUSE! OBVIOUSLY WHEN YIOU EAT TURKEY YOU PLEASE THE GODS BECAUSE GODS HATE TURKEY... But WAIT! "you are what you eat"... OH SHT DONT EAT TURKEYS THE GODS HATE TURKEY AND IF WE EAT TURKEY WE BECOME TURKEY OH NO!!!!!!!!!! R.I.P